April 2012
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giraffeater:
kim kardashian and kanye west are dating which is perfect since they both love themselves more than anyone else
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I don’t know why, but I’m angry.
Maybe it’s the drugs, maybe it’s the fact that I feel out of my element, maybe it’s the fact that Hemsworth is mad at me or worse, maybe it’s because of how he looks when he’s mad at me.. Maybe it’s because of, out of all the things I caught, I didn’t realize that he owned a cat (a ginger cat, nonetheless)...
e-boobs:
i put the ‘me’ in lame
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Before I’m able to stop it, a kind of hysterical laugh escapes my mouth. ‘Fuck, there it goes,’ I think, the thought followed by, ‘Oh God, I’m so fucking high.’
Hemsworth is staring at me with an extremely concerned expression, looking tired but considerably more sane than I felt. I glance around the hall, which was empty but it felt like eyes were looking...
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It feels like my bones are humming. Right, left, right, left. I focus on my steps and not how fucking off my nuts I am. I should know better. I really should. And to be honest, I thought I would be in the clear. When that guy put that little white pill on his tongue and leaned in for a kiss, I thought, ‘Hey, I don’t have anything else to do tonight. A little X never hurt anyone,...
alaskan-bullw0rm:
profhemsworth:
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needlekind:
neeeeeon:
is homo an emotion
no tumblr homo is not an emotion
is it an instrument?
no it’s a plant
thank u for clearing this up, professor~
yes you’re welcome
alaskan-bullw0rm:
needlekind:
neeeeeon:
is homo an emotion
no tumblr homo is not an emotion
is it an instrument?
no it’s a plant
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e-boobs:
poomg replied to your post: wow idk who to ask for advice so im turning to u…
what the hell is a frood
“a really amazingly together guy.”
cactusnipples-deactivated201302 asked: Hey professor I brought the homework like you asked did it dazzle you~
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is it weird that i actually do wish i could go to a princess party dressed up as snow white
e-boobs:
two of my friends on the bus were talking about this movie called ‘teeth’ and it’s about this girl with like monster teeth in her vagina and whenever she has sex or anything she rips off stuff i
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I’ve seen that movie
kidney stone: how did it end up like this
kidney stone: it was only a piss it was only a piss
holy balls it’s 12:30 already when did this happen
i’m going to bed
you all better have your fuckin homework handed in tomorrow right when the bell goes or i am forcing you all to eat worms
thefirebenderwiththedragontattoo:
profhemsworth:
coryandtheboys:
i dont know what is it about british people that just makes me want to get undressed
#or australian people wink wonk
I don’t understand what does this even mean
what the fuck is “wink wonk”
what’s a wonk
would u like me to
show u
My answer is yes
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coryandtheboys:
i dont know what is it about british people that just makes me want to get undressed
#or australian people wink wonk
I don’t understand what does this even mean
what the fuck is “wink wonk”
what’s a wonk
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does anyone want to help me eat this pizza because i actually don’t think i can finish a large one by myself
bestatspace asked: Some flowers look kind of like stars. That's space-related! What are your thoughts on space??
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richwhitelesbian:
sext: ur wet as hell, youre soaking wet, please stop drowning in the ocean, ur gonna die and we wont be able to make out lmao stop that!!
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bestatspace started following you
space and gardening are not even related w t f
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alaskan-bullw0rm:
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thefirebenderwiththedragontattoo:
my best friend also referred to izzy as my girlfriend so yeah its canon
is she hot
what the fuck is that
Hahaha… Sorry, sir, it’s… Ah, it’s not worth an...
me: *walks into a room*
children: *cry*
chickenpoopforthesoul:
my stripper name is “I’ll blow you for $5”
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alaskan-bullw0rm:
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thefirebenderwiththedragontattoo:
my best friend also referred to izzy as my girlfriend so yeah its canon
is she hot
what the fuck is that
Hahaha… Sorry, sir, it’s… Ah, it’s not worth an explanation. ; w ;
o k
why does that...
mommydad:
ugly people aren’t allowed to call other people ugly
merlotic:
what’s the point of life
alaskan-bullw0rm:
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thefirebenderwiththedragontattoo:
my best friend also referred to izzy as my girlfriend so yeah its canon
is she hot
what the fuck is that
Hahaha… Sorry, sir, it’s… Ah, it’s not worth an explanation. ; w ;
o k
why does that grey guy have frog eggs on his face
e-boobs:
i’m not like other girls i’m a friggin loser
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alaskan-bullw0rm:
profhemsworth:
alaskan-bullw0rm:
profhemsworth:
thefirebenderwiththedragontattoo:
my best friend also referred to izzy as my girlfriend so yeah its canon
is she hot
what the fuck is that
Hahaha… Sorry, sir, it’s… Ah, it’s not worth an explanation. ; w ;
o k
alaskan-bullw0rm:
profhemsworth:
thefirebenderwiththedragontattoo:
my best friend also referred to izzy as my girlfriend so yeah its canon
is she hot
what the fuck is that
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why do i have to eat all these fucking carrots
i hate carrots holy shit
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thefirebenderwiththedragontattoo:
my best friend also referred to izzy as my girlfriend so yeah its canon
is she hot
